This is exactly why Jeter doesn't date beauty queens any more

I saw this story on The Feed and couldn't decide if it was hot or scary. Kumari Fulbright competed for Miss Arizona in 2004 and 2005 and is currently a University of Arizona Law student.

Fulbright invited the man to her apartment, then excused herself to shower, said police spokesman Sgt. Fabian Pacheco. Then two men showed up and bound him with plastic ties and duct tape, accused him of taking the jewelry, and threatened to shoot him with pistols, Pacheco said...

"He has some bite marks on him, evident and consistent with his account, and his hands were red and swollen, consistent with someone who had been tied up," Pacheco said.

A police complaint said the suspects stole the victim's wallet, money clip with $500 to $600, and his cell phone and briefcase.

Fulbright's phone is out of service and her apartment was unoccupied Wednesday, without any furniture. Efforts also were made to contact her through MySpace.com.

Sucks to be tied up by two big dudes, but it would be pretty cool to be the guy that turned the happy gun-toting Elle Woods into one of the immortals from 300, though.