THIS is why you suck

About six months ago, the Duke football team backed out of a four game series with Louisville. There was a clause in the contract where if a team backed out there was a $150,000 buyout if a "team of similar stature" could not be found. Duke's attorney argued that this clause was unenforceable, because no team was of similar stature to Duke. The judge agreed:

At oral argument, Duke (with a candor perhaps more attributable to good legal strategy than to institutional modesty) persuasively asserted that this is a threshold that could not be any lower. Duke's argument on this point cannot be reasonably disputed by Louisville.

Now Fanhouse has the video and it does not disappoint.

Why do you suck again?

Peter Rosenberg released his long awaited follow up to "This is why you suck" and it's pretty strong. I'm posting it because YOU demand it! Without any further ado, here's "Duke Fan Stan."

This is why your mascot sucks

The Duke Blue Devils mascot was injured while surfing rolling Dookies or, more accurately, jumping off the surfboard. It's like a drop of a foot, a foot and a half max. What a wimp! The Suns Gorilla jumps like 20 feet in the air on dunks and he's like Cal Ripken.