Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Me thinks he doth protest too much

In the annals of NFL draft bust history, Micheal Westbrook's name is barely mentioned. I suppose he had one halfway decent season, in which he had 65 catches for 1191 yards and 9 TDs, and the following year he blew out his ACL in week 2 against Dallas. But the next receiver drafted was Joey Galloway, so even if Westbrook was able to accumulate decent stats for more than the 89 games he played in, he would come out looking pedestrian by comparison.

Well he's back in the news, and not just for his homoerotic Brazilian jujitsu hobby. He wants you to know he's not gay. If you thought he was, it's probably because he beat Stephen Davis like a red headed step child for calling him gay. IF I had any Photoshop skills I'd be putting an 82 jersey on Chris Cooper's character from American Beauty, because Westbrook is so deep in the closet he's finding Christmas presents.

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