Best. Booking error. Ever.

I saw this in Dave Barry's blog. For her son's 16th birthday, a British woman booked a guy in a gorilla suit to surprise her son in drama class.

"But - thanks to what has been put down as a booking error - a female stripper turned up in place of the gorilla-suited man the unnamed mother had apparently asked for.

The stripper, who arrived on cue halfway through the lesson, first walked the birthday boy around the classroom on all fours.

Then, gyrating to the sounds of Britney Spears, she spanked him before stripping down to her bra and knickers and insisting the "naughty" schoolboy rub cream all over her body."

That kind of reminds me of the time my parents meant to take me out to Cheesecake Factory for my birthday, but instead I accidentally spent $200 on lap dances and $9 Heinekens at Night Shift. Allegedly.