Lindsay Lohan was so close to making it two months without at drunk driving charge. Her May 26 encounter with a shrub is what brought on here memorable stay in rehab. I thought she was really committed this time, that she was leaving the booze and blow behind; that the ankle bracelet was more than a conversation starter. (I bet the conversation would go something like "Nice ankle bracelet. Wanna fuck?") But it was all a clever ruse. She's back in jail after blowing a .12 with another kind of coke chaser in her pocket. I don't know who I trust less: Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel or Pacman Jones at a strip club.
But on the bright side, a Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan reality show would break all kinds of records, or even a Switchblade Sisters remake! And as mugshots go, you have to admit she doesn't look bad.