Friday, August 10, 2007
Damn you Jeter! Damn you to hell!!!
Girlsgonesports is reporting Jessica Alba has a Valtrex prescription, thanks to her relationship with Yankees swordsman Derek Jeter. So, as you can tell from this chart from Holycandy, Jeter could be responsible for giving every hot girl on the face of the earth herpes, single handedly preventing the Oakland A's from being the one team to win a World Series without a top 20 payroll, making it impossible for ARod to coexist with him in New York, and the war in Iraq.