Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Just imagine if Vick ruined this guys pants, too

Jonathan Lee Riches is suing Michael Vick for "63,000,000,000.00 billion dollars" because, according to him Vick "stole two white mixed pit bulls... sold my dogs on EBAy Auction, and used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran Government." All you future Dr. Evils out there take note: think big.

In a related note, I've reported Peyton Manning to Homeland Security due to the acquisition of his laser, rocket arm from North Korea.

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