There are some stupid ways to die, stuff you'd hate to be in your obituary, but this might take the cake:
Relatives of Charles Keith Teer, 47, claim he died after the armless man, William Russell Redfren, head-butted and kicked Teer during a fight.
Granted, Teer died of a heart attack, but the headline still reads "Armless Artist Questioned In Neighbor's Death." Apparently, the armless man was dating the deceased ex-girlfriend. And since he didn't treat her like he used ta, the armless guy kicked him like a turboboosta. I've been able to find a picture of the suspect, he looks like quite the troublemaker.