Gordie Howe's neighbors are apparently taking 17,000 pictures of Chateau Howe a day, so he was granted a restraining order against them. I can understand being starstruck, but 17,000 pictures of Gordie Howe's house? What kind of a market is there for Mr. Hockey paparazzi shots? What if the Dorfmans moved next door to, say, Tiger Woods? Would they take a billion pictures a day? And if you're taking that many pictures, why not just videotape their house?
If Howe really wants to get rid of these pricks, he should take Homer's advice to Bart when he needed to end his fictitious relationship with Miss Krabappel - "Three simple words: I am gay."