Thursday, September 20, 2007

"Like somebody bungee jumped off my right nut"

It's officially a lower abdominal strain, but Ken Griffey, Jr.'s description of his latest injury is the most gruesome sentence I've ever seen. I mean, holy crap, if faced with the decision of someone bungee jumping off a nut versus, I don't know, getting blown up by a nuclear bomb, at least the bomb might give you super powers, if comic books are based on reality.

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