Even the people covering the Dolphins are screwups

A Miami sports producer was arrested for trying to exchange Raiders/Dolphins tickets for sex with an 11 year old girl. Right away, he should have been tipped off by the fact that someone was willing to give anything of value for a Dolphins ticket - they're going for like $11 at Stubhub. And against the Raiders? Not exactly a compelling matchup. In jail, he'll learn what it's like to be a bartered 11 year old girl.